hazel8131:

taollon:

furrydreamer:

dirkstriderswaifu:

its-not-delivery-its-homestuck:

godtierpotato:

oddii:

miatun:

miraculouslycapricious:

Oh it seems I’ve lost a follower or two while I was gone.
Oh well, Disneyland was worth it.

that is the most gorgeous face











equius,nepeta,terezi,kanaya and eridan joined dave for the next ride 

BEST POST IVE SEEN ALL DAY

FUCK

wait why does the eridan in the edit with the trolls have no horns?

I don’t usually reblog homestuck but —- I can’t

im going to pee.

hazel8131:

taollon:

furrydreamer:

dirkstriderswaifu:

its-not-delivery-its-homestuck:

godtierpotato:

oddii:

miatun:

miraculouslycapricious:

Oh it seems I’ve lost a follower or two while I was gone.

Oh well, Disneyland was worth it.

that is the most gorgeous face

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equius,nepeta,terezi,kanaya and eridan joined dave for the next ride 

BEST POST IVE SEEN ALL DAY

FUCK

wait why does the eridan in the edit with the trolls have no horns?

I don’t usually reblog homestuck but —- I can’t

im going to pee.

(Source: stabbybutt)

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

dracch:

crabcinogenetikitty:

dracch:

lordcaliborn:

what the home is fuckstuck

what the stuck is homefuck

Fuck the home is whatstuck

Stuck the fuck is homewhat

by dr. seuss

(Source: takayaabe)

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queerbot22:

i-am-the-last-timelord:

chrissymodi-frost:

hiccupatheart:

of-the-pookan-race:

ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL

THANK YOU^

It’s not real? Fuck.

tbh nothing about the animation in frozen deserved any awards

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gavinmichael:

teenage gavin free puts up sexy images of women on his walls to prove to his parents that he is sexually attracted to them. but then. what does this mean.

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i’ll tell you what it means. gavin free, confirmed frog fucker

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Gumball Waterson in: me

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If Harry Potter movies were titled by the clothes he wear…

thewords-sosweet:

-Harry Potter and My Hogwarts Uniform.

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-Harry Potter and I defeated the Basilisk with my Hogwarts Uniformimage

-Harry Potter and I met my godfather with a blue shirtimage

-Harry Potter and The red shirt I wear all the movieimage

-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt againimage

-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt againimage

-Harry Potter and I changed the blue shirt for the red oneimage

-Harry potter and I will confront my fate with my old blue shirt.image

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

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automatically:

thank god i’m not a cow

automatically:

thank god i’m not a cow

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unfollovving:

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*sweats nervously*   ORANGE

47,209 notes

croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

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matthewwilliamslovesgilbert said: Would you draw bluestar for me?

art-bros:

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Here we are! Sorry it took so long.

One of the most famed leaders in the series: Bluestar, and probably one of the cats who’s suffered through the most deaths! A pretty respectable warrior considering what she’s been through.

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the-official-hate-of-pants:

tinalikesbutts:

dr-watsons-lover:

maggie-lol:

greatfully:

primarie:


Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

omg

it’s like Lincoln was reincarnated 100 years later but doomed to live basically the same life as before can you imagine all the déjà vu though

This is terrifying

Well, you know why assassins and murderers are referenced with three names, right? It’s for distinction. 

MY GOD

the-official-hate-of-pants:

tinalikesbutts:

dr-watsons-lover:

maggie-lol:

greatfully:

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

omg

it’s like Lincoln was reincarnated 100 years later but doomed to live basically the same life as before can you imagine all the déjà vu though

This is terrifying

Well, you know why assassins and murderers are referenced with three names, right? It’s for distinction. 

MY GOD

(Source: e-vaporate)

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